OT Cats
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>No problems with the bass really, but you should see em run to the hills >when I pull out the Accordion. Lesson of the day… cats don’t polka. >radapaw
<snip> Hope you don’t mind … I’m grabbing this for my .sig file: "… cats don’t polka" Thanx, rud
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>I remember how I made a fur cannon out of a rear-ported PV 4×10 cab and a cat >with an above-average amount of curiosity.
OW! I just cracked a rib back on Tuesday and that made me hurt!
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>It looks like a lot of us here have cats. >Anyone care to share some good/bed/funny experiences with cats and bass ? >I have 3 cats, 2 male (or whatever you call it when they’re not "complete") >and a female (not complete either). >The first one, named Shere Khan, is the perfect Khan. He loves to lay down >on my amp when I play. (Not too loud, of course). Just like me, he likes to >be massaged by the vibrations. The other two, on the opposite, are scared >when I take a bass in my hands. They run just like I ‘m going to vacuum. >I guess they’re reincarnated male (for the vacuum fear) guitarists (for the >bass fear).
My cats bolt whenever I get *close* to my bass.
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Jesus, I about shit. I am glad for you sake that thing is small. Kirk
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A friend of mine said once, "wouldn’t it be great if cats were as smart as chimps or dolphins ?". When I thought about it I realized no thats kind of scary. House cats remain sadistic killers no matter how well you feed them. Have you ever seen a cat catch a bird or mouse then torment it for a half hour before killing it ? A cat with chimp smarts would start figuring out how the 12gauge works and what happens when you push the hair dryer in the bathtub. Once cats figure out how the door knob and the can opener work, humans become expendable.
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>Once cats figure out how the door knob and the can opener work, humans >become expendable.
We’re talking bass playing, not rocket science. How does a can opener work, by the way? Glad I have a cat.
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> It looks like a lot of us here have cats. > Anyone care to share some good/bed/funny experiences with cats and bass ?
The cat I had for 3 months hated one note on my ABG. 9th fret on the A string, or something weird. Just that one note, in that spot made her move away kinda quickly. — O> /() Slidell, LA ^^
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>Does he alternate paw pads or rake? >I guess he rakes.
SHE! She rakes. She rocks. She sleeps.
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> It looks like a lot of us here have cats. > Anyone care to share some good/bed/funny experiences with cats and bass ? > The cat I had for 3 months hated one note on my ABG. 9th fret on the A > string, or something weird. Just that one note, in that spot made her > move away kinda quickly.
Too close to the G spot for her, I suppose. JMH
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I had two cats, one male and one female; and both they really don’t care about my music. Even if i played guitar; with wha wha fuzzy sound, they don’t care. When i played Bass loud (loud for home practise), slap like a psychopatic; they don’t care; continue to sleep here… i had two dont’-care-cats basst
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